May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor

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skate-high:

things are going to change this summer
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realitystolemyunicorn:

thedailywhat:

LMFAO Cover of the Day: After months of rearranging, 18-year-old Noah finally figured out how best to cover LMFAO’s “Sexy & I Know It” — and his rendition has just been named the day’s trending video by NBC’s Today show. You can almost see him blushing as he shares his big news with fans on Facebook and Twitter. Pretty obvious what’s going on here — Noah’s sexy and he doesn’t know it.

[hypervocal]

STUNNED. i’m stunned
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie

history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs

literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
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when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move

when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move

when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

acapturedcanvas:

thegleekonfiyah:

laughingisbetter:

willoughbyknott:

lunarkaiser:

alphakittycannon:

trytowin:

naninutella:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

YOU HAFTA USE YOUR HEADPHONES OR IT WONT WORK

reblogging this because even though it freaked me the eff out it was still the most epic one of these i’ve ever done.

I squealed when he whispered, OH GOD I COULDN’T STOP GIGGLING

I WAS GIGGLING TOO

My mom came in and thought I was crying, then I made her sit down and do this too c:

My room is full of invisible people. This is terrifying.

On a funny note I had my earbuds in the wrong ears, so they said the wrong sides xD

That actually tickled!!!

I jumped…omg

LMFAO omg, I had to stop and look around the room because I thought they were actually here ;x . Mind = Blown

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